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Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:46:41 GMT

Outsidey things are the new black.

Haha, scary stuff.

Next chapter: getting drunk on canoe.

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:39:30 GMT

What I did today:

-Ate Icecream.
-Had Green Tea
-Sat on the front steps in the sun.
-Listened to the Shins on Repeat.
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omgz emoz

Apparantly my boyfriend is a gay dancer.

What I did not do today:
-My finals.
-My presentation.
-My laundry.

Oops! Why am I so fucking giddy these past few days? It's like the most stressful week ever, and I'm completely ignoring it! I'm making it so much worse, and that fact makes me... laugh. Mania can be grand, I say, simply grand!

They put a Cold Stone Creamery in place of where Newbury Comics was.

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:33:03 GMT

I cannot wait to get out of school, but I hate the future right now. I am ready to leave and he is not as he's paying for school and can't help with rent and so I must go alone and start a life alone yet I want to be with him, so badly.

Such is life, as they say.

I really want to find like, 10 flamboyantly gay men to live with. Seriously. If I need to get random roomates, or roomates at all, I just don't see myself living with a bunch of girls.

Boston

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:08:12 GMT

South End blossoming.

After the show (Dane Cook) we were stranded with everyone else who didn't drive in due to the lack of transportation. We walked to government center, no empty cabs. Walked to the common, no empty cabs. Walked to beacon hill, no empty cabs. Walked further til we finally found one over an hour later. It was still fine and fun since it wasn't cold out. But still, come on Boston. Keep the damn T's open til 3am. And if you don't, have plenty of buses and cabs available.

Someone should rent me a closet to live in in the south end, because I really want to live there It's so beautiful. I will give you one dollar.

Good times.

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 20:06:45 GMT

In painting yesterday, we watched a video called "the American Mullet" because my professor mentioned he owned it (during our random 80s fashion discussion) and I begged him to bring it in.

my mullet is the USA mullet.

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:46:55 GMT

i'm pretty hot.

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 23:46:37 GMT

hey, i got an email from danecook.com saying he's doing a show in boston in april for an hbo special. they go on sale in a couple weeks but if you didn't get the email, they're onsale now on ticketmaster if you have the code, which is sufi.

charlie and i want to get them but theyre expensive & we are poor. i'm gonna wait and see if the regular seats are cheaper but if you want close seats you should get themmmm.

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:52:25 GMT

i'm honestly considering teaching english in s. korea or japan next year through one of those programs because you get paid and it'a good way to save money while also being abroad but at the same time, i'm apprehensive. How do you teach english to people when you can't speak their language? I know some people who are doing that right now and say it's easy but i'll have to ask them how it works. I'm afraid I'd get there and be fired for being so bad at it.

hahaha i love this click to see how badly ppl are airbrushed on magazine covers

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 06:08:20 GMT

dane cook was awesthome!!!!

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:17:56 GMT

tye had another photo shoot.

ew

random, unrelated

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:55:11 GMT

thank god for the colbert report!!!

news bulletin.

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 12:54:10 GMT

Fiona Apples new album FINALLY came out after being shelved forever, and it's saucy ear sex, yaaaaay.

Dane cook is a silly bitch.

Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:16:27 GMT

The Procrastinator's Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:25:51 GMT

cape week photos.

now you can stop harassing me!

cape ball from hell

(picture jaws music)

cape -> p-town

the famous provincetown 73 yr old singing dragqueen!
(singing a tear-inducing version of over the rainbow)

charlie is such a sexy mermaid.

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 02:58:14 GMT

i can't believe i nearly bumped into someone at a certain place again and no one is around for my to gossip about it with.

ps she DOES our quest was not in vain.

SOMEONE SHIT ON ALL THE COATS.

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:41:53 GMT

I've been cooking alot. It's weird. I just get these whims and make random recipes. Half the time it comes out like mush that gets poured into the trash but half the time it comes out good. I made coconut ginger thai rice dish and it was good.

i made the best cookies in the cape too without a recipe. they were called inspiration. I think they had cocoa puffs in them. and graham crackers. and peanut butter?

the marshmellow ones weren't as successful but were good frozen. muffin will testify.

ew i'm a monica.

i dont want school to start because i will miss sleeping in. but my life needs more structure so I also sort of want it to start. i'm taking mostly bullshit classes like nutrition and sociology and sculpture anyways.

I hope Charlie gets his loans so he can go back this semester.

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:10:58 GMT

vacation was fun until i caught the egyptian plague from mary and now i am waiting for death.

it was funny when my standard died so a towtruck came and got it at the cottage this morning while i was making curdled pancakes but even funnier when it broke down again tonight in the bjs parking lot and because charlie and i were stuck there for an hour so of course we finally just succumbed and bought season 9 of friends.

coughdrops.

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 03:35:23 GMT

happy birthday jess!

i didn't end up going to boston tonight like planned because MARY LAGUE TOTALLY DITCHED ME!

bitch.

Milford irish festivals are not a barrel of laughs.
Nor are carnivals

mer

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 21:34:41 GMT

we went to a really bad club downtown where it was 7 dollar cover fee and it was all guys and a disco bar but it got fun after it filled up and we went upstairs. I spent like 60 dollars on drinks and didn't even get drunk, after i even pregamed with a whole waterbottle full of vodka. I think it was a conspiracy. The bar was better but by then I had no money for drinks so I just sat there and got molested by a 6'7 german guy. we stayed at the classy buck hooker hotel and i think the best part of the night is when mary and i ran over to store 24 to buy water because water rules, and mary was hiccuping as usual and the man at the counter made fun of her and even mimicked her hiccup.

i put the tape that they were decorating the room with on as a belt and bracelets as a joke for Corona but then they started hurting so i had to remove them. It was really very sad.

my bed

mary's bed

yay for random sketchy mary being home!

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 01:51:36 GMT

I've been doing things like drinking/smoking while going to parks/playgrounds, playing on slip n slides, pretending to play volleyball but really just playing catch and just sitting outside/going for walks around town instead of driving. I know this may sound boring, but it is blissful. I miss the days before having a car, we were forced to make fun. Okay I take that back completely but shhhhhh.

Charlie beat me at playstation wrestling and I threw a hissy fit.

I take lots of pictures of nothing. I am aware.

I guess I'm drinking absinthe this weekend. That should be interesting. Knowing me I'll either feel absolutely nothing or i'll die.

We'll give ourselves new names

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 22:59:14 GMT

I feel pretty fulfilled simply because I randomly packed my shit and drove to Toronto, for two nights. (Charlie won $400 playing online poker, so we went for free. haha) We're really cheap... the hostel was 50 each for both nights and we brought our own food. It may just have been an excellent choice. I don't even see it as a vacation anymore, I'm just like... hm let's go. I love knowing people places.

The only people we made friends with were the millions of irish guys hanging out in the lobby and outside. It was weird, i dont know why they were all irish. We came back from the bars and everyone was outside at 2am listening to music in the streets. Fun times. Lots of drunk conversations with Jarlith. Jarluth? Jarlath?

They told us that sometimes a guy rides by the hostel on a bike and beeps his horn to sell weed. I was laughing because it's like the icecream man.

We sat with them on the couch for a few hours in the morning and they scared us with their tales of buying wives and religion. We decided to go make other friends, because it is fun and they were starting to scare us, so we wandered into the other room where there were people. The english guys in the rec room completely ignored us even when we went into the room and stood there staring at them. We even danced a little. And threw around pancakes. No response. I was so sad. Some french girl was walking around my floor naked. We made pancakes for all in the kitchen. Except the only girl who ate them was from Nashville and we apparently stole her jam. Later we walked into the room and a different irish guy was there, and he said to Galine (who is from canada) "You're from Boston? Say chowda! Chowda that's how they say it! harhar! And we were like um. All in all it was an excellent choice of accomodation.

word

why do i write in my journal

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 03:46:31 GMT

They were out of slip n slides at the toy store, and I was rather distraught. We attempted to use trashbags and it ended in utter failure.

but it was funny.

The last time I checked, we don't have alot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Charles and I have had the house to ourselves for the week. We've been sleeping on my parents bed with the dogs and lots of tug of war ensues

these are crappy & i didn't resize them but whatever.

oh gosh

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 15:42:51 GMT

yes i'm aware that my skirt makes me look like a giant highlighter and that is its entire appeal.

my cousin beat charlie up good.

i love pugs :X

mine's the one that is burning to a crisp, the way it's meant to be ;)

beating Charlie up never gets old

I've had the Doors on repeat for days. I just bought fresh papaya, kiwi, bananas, pineapple & strawberries.

Sorry Ashleigh, I haven't had the money to join the gym so I've been running outside (it is hell but oh well) I still want to join though. Meep

My digital camera broke but Charlie won 300 dollars playing poker online so he's going to buy me a new one :X haha.

We obtained our yearly marijauna cigarette and we're going to have a picnic in my backyard :X

I want to buy a slip n slide.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 07:23:08 GMT

I'm homeless and I live under that mattress.

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 00:41:29 GMT

I think I'm going to Boston tomorrow, beach for the 4th (depending on if i can deal w traffic ect) and then I start work at the engineering office Tuesday :) I'm so happy to have an office job again. GOLLY!!!!

this bunny looks like a kangaroo.

boston

ANIMALS

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